I Would Like a Pound of Piece of Mind.

So I said to the clerk in the supermarket when she asked if she could help, "I'd like a pound of piece of mind" and she said, "You cannot have my piece of mind" and I said, "I don't want YOUR piece of mind; I want ONE pound of piece of mind, whereupon a short blond woman from Connecticut with a full shopping cart, burst out laughing, and said, " “This sounds like Monty Python or Abbott and Costello."


Now John Bennett writes and wants to know if, “You would like to pound your mind to pieces?”

NO! I Want One Pound of Piece of Mind.

And John Bennett writes, "Marty Python AND Abbott and Costello."