Rooster Breath Theater-Act II

Long live Seemstra
the loveless piano player
and his donkey
Hoosenfeff

BLEEP Stewart sold a cat
to the other side of Paradise
and he came up with a discontinued
edge of circumstance.

Fritter Loop had three legs
but the loan department
didn’t care.

Zing Stripe wore two sets
of suspenders to bed for good luck.

Wiley Ramgo ran red lights
with his eyes closed.
They sold his car to the nearest light bulb.

Ronnie Bravinski ate four roosters
on one plate and has yet to
find time to comb his hair.

Ed Matthews’s wife, Winifred
sold his pet rabbit to a priest
with one blue eye.
and nobody cared.

Everett Moran sold
a dead parakeet
to his dry cleaners
and he got
a free coupon.

Melody Blank
took a loan
on her virginity
with interest.

I’m not one to
raise an eyebrow
but Jesus didn’t
come to
Easter Dinner.

River Lipcomb
ate a spider
with chop sticks
and his mother
put the web in the freezer
for dessert.

Adrienne Fester Porter
bought a pair of used
alligator pumps
for her piano.

April Bong Bunny
plays ping pong
with his psyche

Iraqi Special
John the Baptist
ala video mode

U.S. Special
Salome au lait
avec regret

August Boppet sold
fifteen pounds
of self esteem
to a lost
spider monkey

The army issues
punch cards for
each appendage lost
in combat.

Ernest Taylor
rented last year’s
Christmas to a
Chrysler Salesman
who offered discounts.
on dead shepherds.

Mr. North, the local baker
found a cross-eyed tarantula
in his noodles.
He added Hoisin sauce.

Looie the Easter egg
eater got paroled
on the condition
he would not
take a yoke.